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00:13

japaneseanimes:

I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.

(Source: nouveauricheprincess, via theblondeavenger)

12:37

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

(via secretly-bald)

20:46 Job interviewer: So what do you does?
Me: I'm a hoe. A strippa hoe
20:33
*sexy messy hair* *spills martini on my child*

(Source: coolbirdpic, via milkyfriend)

00:43

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

(via fantasy-is-toxic)

01:25

"Your personality has always made me feel like I want to be happy."

I don’t know if this is the most bittersweet or helpful thing that someone has said to me. It hits home with me and reminds me that there are plenty of other people struggling—whether it is mental illness, physical illness, addiction, an eating disorder or some other type of personal struggle. The fact that who I am has given anyone, even one person, the reminder that their fight is not in vain—gives me a strangely uncomfortable, comforted feeling. Like the feeling of being hugged when you wish you could just be left alone.

00:34
It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

(Source: functionallydisabled, via call-boy)

01:58

caseyanthonyofficial:

*sees porn playing after cumming* look at these sinners

(via malikmydick)

23:45"Feeling empty is a phase between throwing out the old and embracing the new." — Anonymous (via w0nderland-dreamers)

(via pandabearjayy)


parts.
14:07"If you run from the rain it will follow you; if you run through the rain it will pass." — William Chapman  (via fuckingneongreen)

(Source: williamchapmanwritings, via fuckingneongreen)

modelsandstuff:

Bottega Veneta SS15
13:37
reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.

(Source: whiskey-and-cowgirl-boots, via tyazmorgan)

13:37"I wanted to be where nobody I knew could ever come." — Sylvia PlathThe Bell Jar (via feellng)

(Source: feellng, via theblondeavenger)