I won’t even choke a girl, unless she asks me to.” “Exactly!!
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
adamusprime: i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.
cnnbreakingofficial: omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down
rodne: taking butthole pictures is very difficult
sirosis: dior homme s/s 2012 soundtrack
valleyofmeth: valleyofmeth: i put on the chapstick who’s ready who’s in line for the kisses this post still stands *reapplies chapstick*
“~Well, my life story is too tragic for that broadcast.~”
odair: HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT
theongreyjoy: friendly reminder that human tragedy isn’t a fucking contest.
What do I do with my life? Oh my god.
Tumblr followers in Brooklyn. Let’s go. It’s time to have a party.
list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe me
i love all of you. start a conversation with me~
whorville: I love how in French you don’t really say eighty. You say quatre-vingts. Which means 4 20s. Blaze it
thenocturnalcouchpotato: *goes to your blog* *prints out page* *uses as toilet paper*
dacelio: I enjoy the manlier things in life like dick
Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.
Things that make me nervous:
istolefrommarcjacobs: Boys My bank account balance
chadleymacguff: every morning when I wake up, I look myself in the mirror and say MY WEAVE LONG AND MY PUSSY GOOD and have all the strength I need to conquer the day