May 2013
“I won’t even choke a girl, unless she asks me to.” “Exactly!!”
May 24th
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May 23rd
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sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
May 22nd
121,119 notes
May 21st
42 notes
May 20th
52 notes
adamusprime: i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.
May 9th
109,195 notes
1 tag
May 9th
31 notes
cnnbreakingofficial: omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down
May 8th
29,553 notes
May 8th
200 notes
May 8th
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May 8th
51 notes
April 2013
1 tag
Apr 30th
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Apr 24th
1,335 notes
Apr 24th
1,297 notes
Apr 24th
1,763 notes
rodne: taking butthole pictures is very difficult 
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
63 notes
Listensirosis: dior homme s/s 2012 soundtrack
Apr 21st
233 notes
2 tags
ListenListen
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
52 notes
valleyofmeth: valleyofmeth: i put on the chapstick who’s ready who’s in line for the kisses this post still stands *reapplies chapstick*
Apr 19th
38 notes
2 tags
ListenListen
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
15 notes
Apr 19th
922 notes
“~Well, my life story is too tragic for that broadcast.~”
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
28,213 notes
odair: HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT
Apr 18th
52,749 notes
Apr 16th
400 notes
theongreyjoy: friendly reminder that human tragedy isn’t a fucking contest. 
Apr 16th
42,248 notes
Apr 14th
659 notes
1 tag
WatchWatch
What do I do with my life? Oh my god.
Apr 13th
8 notes
Tumblr followers in Brooklyn. Let’s go. It’s time to have a party.
Apr 13th
3 notes
list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe me
Apr 12th
126,214 notes
Apr 12th
1,926 notes
Apr 11th
43 notes
i love all of you. start a conversation with me~
Apr 11th
8 notes
2 tags
Apr 11th
20 notes
Apr 11th
38 notes
Apr 11th
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whorville: I love how in French you don’t really say eighty. You say quatre-vingts. Which means 4 20s. Blaze it
Apr 11th
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thenocturnalcouchpotato: *goes to your blog* *prints out page* *uses as toilet paper*
Apr 11th
855 notes
Apr 10th
106 notes
Apr 10th
59 notes
dacelio: I enjoy the manlier things in life like dick
Apr 10th
7,103 notes
Apr 10th
53 notes
Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.
Apr 10th
141,409 notes
Things that make me nervous:
istolefrommarcjacobs: Boys My bank account balance
Apr 9th
1,442 notes
Apr 9th
914 notes
chadleymacguff: every morning when I wake up, I look myself in the mirror and say MY WEAVE LONG AND MY PUSSY GOOD and have all the strength I need to conquer the day
Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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